This is just so cool. Try Personas. You enter your name (or whoever's name) and it categorizes you from online searches. This is my online DNA. The biggest slice I've got is "illegal" because maybe it magnified my artwork called "Grand Escape". It's hillarious!
But I must say it still got it's flaws because the result changes everytime you enter your name again. Or if you happen to share the same name, it could affect your DNA. But I had fun, so it's worth sharing!